It’s important to have stylish and attractive Campaign Managers, right? I think so! That’s why I’ve chosen @chloe_and_gia to manage my campaign. They’re always coordinating fancy clothes and accessories, so they’re definitely qualified to coordinate my pawlitical campaign. #brodifur4president#lablogic#PAWTUS#election2020
This is the PAWtus in our home pic.twitter.com/nTvU2HP5S6
1 month ago
Humom is wrapping presents tonight while I lounge around in my gingerbread bow tie I got from @lab_named_jake a couple of years ago. Doesn’t it make you smell gingerbread?
Filling the position of Secretary or Commerce is a no-brainer. @oliviafederica is the best out there when it comes to businesses and workers. This city chick knows shopping like no one else! I’m so happy she’s returning for another 4 years in the position. #OFAB#brodifur4president
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... six flames a glowing, FIVE GOLDEN BELLS! Four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
So, this Nativity Carousel isn’t really a gift from my true love to me. It’s a gift that Humom gave her beloved grandmother, Mammy, several years ago. The heat from the flames used to slowly move the carousel, but over time the pieces have settled. After Mammy passed away, her family agreed that Humom should be the new owner of the Nativity Carousel. It might not be the shiniest or prettiest decoration in the house, but it’s by far the most meaningful. #thingsthatmatter#12daysofchristmas#nativitycarousel
6 Nov 2019
P. S. Because my cat is Bartlet, his food bowl says 'PAWTUS' on it
I guess I wasn’t specific enough when I said Go Tigers. I meant the Clemson ones! 😉
Congrats to the other tigers. They played one heck of a game. 🏈
3 weeks ago
When do we start counting? #nye#waitingforthecountdown 🥂🎉
Oh! Check out my new holiday bow tie. It came all the way from Russia where it’s already 2020! Thank you so much @berta_sportdog_pro! I love it! #animalsinbowties
A little fact about me. If Humom is in the bathroom, that’s where I’ll be too. I know you think it’s because I’m sweet and I don’t want her to be alone. That’s not it. It’s actually because the bathroom is where the cat food bowl is. Sprinkle is a very social eater. She prefers to eat when someone is in the room with her (weirdo). She also prefers eating from a flat surface rather than from her bowl, so Humom scatters a small handful of dry food on the counter beside the bowl. How the two first communicated about that, I’ll never know. So, usually, when Humom wanders to the bathroom, Sprinkle is close behind, trotting and chirping along the way (yes, she actually chirps). That’s when I join the caravan in the hopes that fluffy little Sprinks will carelessly knock some morsels on the floor for me to clean up. She usually does. So that’s the story of how the bathroom will never be a private place for Humom.
This Throwback Thursday is dedicated to Marvin. I miss him already even though he was obnoxious at times. I hope he’s enjoying whatever he’s doing now, and I hope he comes back to me next year. #tribute#marvintheelf#montage
1 week ago
Disappointment and Shock. These are the personalities you get when you don’t share lunch. #brodieandsprinks
2 weeks ago
Happy New Year, ya filthy animal. 🎊
I hope you all have a healthy and prosperous 2020! As for me, the humans have a fun day planned to start the year...without me. This is how I feel about it. #fixyourface#iwillforgivethem#eventually
1 month ago
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
eight solid hours, seven ugly sweaters, six flames a glowing, FIVE GOLDEN BELLS. Four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
After a late night last night, I could really use some good sleep. I’m looking forward to a solid eight hours tonight. And maybe even more! #twelvedaysofchristmas#eightsolidhours#sleepydog
Alas. Maybe another election then. Perhaps the new PAWTUS will throw him a bone and make him Ambassador to Newfoundland or Dalmatia
1 month ago
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... seven ugly sweaters, six flames a glowing, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS. Four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
The humans had a big #uglysweaterparty tonight and these ornaments Humom made were the party favors. I got to hang out with everyone and I had an awesome time. P. S. Don’t tell anyone, but I had a little taste of Egg Nog. #12daysofchristmas#uglysweaterparty
Weekly announcements are back!
This gal, Skylar, knows all about housing. That’s why she’s the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. I’m certain she’ll do a great job helping me enforce fair housing laws. Welcome to the team, Skylar! @mud_puddles_2 🇺🇸 #brodifur4president#pawtus#pawlitics
🐶 Thanks for the tag @brodifur and being an Instalab. Follow us and hashtag your pics 📸 #labs_of_insta for a chance to be featured 🌟 ・・・ .
. 🇺🇸 Good morning and thank you to my friends and supporters. I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his victory. I wish him the best.
While @ellietheaussieshepard and I may not have clenched the human victory, we have seen an overwhelming response from our #onedoggyworld members. It makes sense...because we're dogs. So I would like to proudly accept the position of PAWTUS of #onedoggyworld and welcome Ellie as Vice PAWTUS of the same. What's PAWTUS stand for, you ask? Doesn't matter, we're dogs. It just sounds cool.
Thank you again for your kindness and support! Now, time to get to work and do all we can to bring happiness to all animals across the globe.
#concessionspeech #brodifur4president#election2016#PAWTUS 🐾👔👏🏻🇺🇸🐶
🇺🇸 @labs_of_insta#labs_of_insta 🇺🇸
I’m taking it easy today and saving all of my energy for the big game tonight. Let’s Go Tigers!🐅🏈🧡💜#clemsontigers #nationalchampionship
1 week ago
I haven’t seen a lot of snow in my life. But this one time in 2010, when we lived in Myrtle Beach, I got to play in the snow. I might have been more interested in eating it. There was enough white stuff to built a dirty snowman. Which, for the record, is the only kind of snowman you get in Myrtle Beach. ⛄️❄️ #tbt#snowday#myrtlebeach
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
2 weeks ago
Know what’s great about brothers? No matter how much time goes by, you always pick up where you left off like there was no time lost. #brothers#handshake
3 weeks ago
Um, excuse me Humom. I thought I heard you say “throw out old toys.” I don’t think that’s fair. Just because it’s old doesn’t mean I don’t love it. I mean, you’re up there in the forties and you don’t see me getting rid of you. #lablogic#oldstuffiscool
1 month ago
Have you ever seen so many Olafs? ⛄️
Marvin must’ve been in contact with @lab_named_jake and his mom about his plans to build a snowman (and then some) because they sent me this wonderful Olaf bow tie. How else would they have known to send it? I absolutely love it! Thanks so much Jake and Auntie E!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten minutes of sunshine. 🎶🎄🌞
If you guys don’t mind, I’m going to skip the rest of the song. It seems like it’s been cloudy and rainy for weeks, so I’m going to enjoy this South Florida sun while I can before it goes away.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eleven drummers drumming😼✋🛑
😼: Brodie. That’s only one drummer. And he’s a day early for the drumming thing. 🐶: Let Marvin do his thing, Sprinks. It’s his last day here with us. Where were we?
🎶 Less than eleven drummers drumming, ten minutes of sunshine, nine shiny presents, eight solid hours, seven ugly sweaters, six flames a glowing, FIVE GOLDEN BELLS. Four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses, and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
Omg @AllisonBJanney I always loved you from the west wing (and named my cat Bartlet bc of the show so now he's PAWTUS) but now I just started watching Mom and I never knew it was possible but I love you even more. You're amazing! Thank you. Please teach me to be as amazing as you
Malcolm, you are either misinformed or are purposefully spreading disinformation. CUE never said or even implied that MUELER was working for PAWTUs. Anons deduced that. R U A L I C E ?
29 Jul 2019
Thank you, honey. Yesterday we said farewell to our beloved 16-year old cat, “Arcadia” Aka #PAWTUS.
And this morning, my 93-year old Papa passed away, after a 19-year battle with Alzheimer’s . It’s been a shit 24 hours pic.twitter.com/1zAK5vTI3f
Someone is at the door. Probably an intruder. But they rang the doorbell. So maybe a friendly neighbor. Can’t tell. Going to stand on guard until I know for sure. #guarddog#atease
1 Jun 2019
Hi I know this is weird but I'm desperate. My cat is so sick. He's named after Bartlet (yes that Bartlet). If anyone sees this & has any extra money I'd rly appreciate it. I need $100 today so I don't have to put him to sleep. Please after all hes PAWTUS.
3 days ago
Spending my Saturday morning catching up on what’s in the news. What about you? How do you spend your Saturday mornings?
What really counts is love. 🖤
My favorite part about my personalized book from @petlandiapost is the ending. @dylan_roberts4 and I tried to recreate it, but I was too enamored by my brother and mostly just stared at him. Eventually Humom got a good reenactment. Swipe to see.
P. S. This book is great. Check out my stories to see more of it. #petlandia#brothers
Reflecting on 2019. I’m very thankful for all of you for laughing at the silly stuff, liking the sentimental stuff, and participating in the pawlitical stuff. You make life fun. #bestnine2019#thankful#2019
This is Bartlet the PAWTUS. Pretty presidential, right? pic.twitter.com/wSCHiXqdoH
4 weeks ago
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... nine shiny presents, eight solid hours, seven ugly sweaters, six flames a glowing, FIVE GOLDEN BELLS! Four tasty treats, three lumps of coal, two Sprinkle kisses, and a cozy spot under the tree. 🎶🎄
Check out that gift Marvin is guarding in the Brodie wrapping paper from @petlandiapost 🙌
2 days ago
It was a great day to chase squirrels! 🐿
Here’s another Sunday Story about stuff that happens at our house: Humom has adopted the squirrels that hang out on our cul-de-sac. They even eat peanuts from her hand. I kind of ruined that today when I chased Troy up the tree. Yeah. They have names. Helen is the one in the video and following picture. She’s the favorite. Each squirrel has distinguishing marks so you can tell them apart, like the little cut in Helen’s right ear. There’s another squirrel named Braveheart who has lots of tiny cuts in his ears and walks with a limp. Poor little guy. Maybe one day I can get one of them to eat out of my paw! 😉
Look closely. Do you see the cat on my bed back there? We have got to do something about that. The little mini hammock I got her for Christmas, which is perfectly her size, didn’t do the trick to lure her away from my bed.