1) Makes sense. Human meat is what any sensible person would search for after being bored of eggs.
2) Hey, my aunty might be fat. But, you can’t call her a foreign cow.
3) Yep. Thats a good way to make people not feel unsafe.
4) Seems like even Jihadis cant handle breakups. Your loss girls.
5) First of all, Babur died before Humayun. Second, I am pretty sure they would have lot of other things to talk in the deathbed than respecting cows.
6) And that channel? Republic TV.
7) I would go one step further and advocate infant marriage.
8) Seems like a solid Plan. And maybe Yamuna Jal can help in giving people Vasectomy. So that we dont produce more idiots like this.
9) More than 200 cows died of starvation at the shelter of a BJP MLA in Chattisgarh. So who is the terrorist now?
Trust me Part 2 is much much worse starring Piyush Goyal, HRD ministry, Nirmala Seetharaman, Ravi Shankar Prasad. Also, thank you @kamath_madhavendra for sending me the video that guided me to dig more.