Me:”I broke up with my boyfriend”
Me:”cause I felt like I didn’t need to raise a child every fuckin day”
Dad:”I did hear you fight a lot”
Me:”nah that was pussy shit, I lit his shit on fire last night”
Dad:”I didn’t raise you to be crazy but I like it”
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I got my co worker who never drinks purposely drunk and we went into target after. This girl picked up a basketball tried to dribble it, tripped over her own two feet and yelled run and bolted out of the store.