You've lost everything. Your wife left with the kids and you're out on the streets. Your addiction spun out of control and your boss gave you THREE chances before letting you go. But you can't stop. You WON'T stop. Commenting online is the only thing that has ever made you feel alive. The minute you see an injustice, you're the first to confirm the outrageous wrongfullness of it all. You may be losing your place in society, but you're finding your place in society's media.
No one will hire you because you write the phrase "not my president" for your name on every application you fill out and they have no idea who you are or how to contact you. You're getting thinner as a lack of proper nutrition and, for chrissakes, simple hygiene begin to snowball. Still... you've never felt more alive!
You're a panhandler now, claiming your territory in the medians of major thoroughfares and outside convenience stores. You walk into a Starbucks to charge your devices and get some of those sweet sweet favs.
The in-house music pauses and a podcast comes on. It's a BRAND SPANKING NEW EPISODE of W3 THR33 TR0LLS featuring this week's guest, BRIAN SIMPSON!!! You may have seen Brian on Light's Out with David Spade or murdering audiences from any stage at the Comedy Store where he is a paid regular.
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MONDAY PSA: So, if you haven’t already, please register to vote at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote. You can also go to The Electoral Commission at www.electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/voter OR go to your nearest Town Hall for information from Electoral Services. 👊🏻 You have until 5pm on the 26th November to Register - and the same date and time in the UK and 5pm on the 21st November in Northern Ireland if you want to register by VOTE BY POST. For online the deadline is midnight 26th.
If you are abroad you can vote by proxy. All the info is on the website.
You are eligible to register to vote if you are 16 or over (or over 14 in 🏴 go Scots!) and a UK citizen or Irish, EU or Commonwealth citizen with a permanent UK address. You’ll be asked your NI number, but you can register without it.
You can still register WITHOUT a fixed address. This is very important if you are homeless or have no fixed address, are remanded in custody by have not yet been convicted of any offence or are a patient in a mental health hospital. Go to www.gov.uk and search ‘register to vote if you haven’t got a fixed or permanent address’
On a boat? Go to www.mcvoteface.org.uk to see how you can vote in marginal areas! 🚤 .
If I've in the UK, register to vote by November 26th.
And then vote.
Register to vote. And then vote.
Because if you don't vote, you are voting Conservative by default.
You are voting for higher rents, lower workers rights, selling off the NHS, racism, homophobia, misogyny, discrimination against everyone except the very rich.
You will be a non-voting Tory. Which is worse than a Voting Tory, no maybe not.