Sup...get it? Supreme. Okay I’m cringe lol anywho So I was mean mugging and looking over at the house who has a guy that always takes up two parking spaces because he saves space for another car he drives. I’m so going to report him one good day when I lose my patience 😒 that’s the end of my rant. Thanks for stopping by😅
Btw if you have some time please check out my YT I uploaded new vids! The link is in my bio as well💕
As some of you know, @jerricagracemarie is gone right now... So I become Mr. Mom!!!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait... it's Mr. Mom!!!
Traveling at the speed of an angry turtle, pulling hair out in frustration, smelling like poo and spit up, Mr. Mom is capable of keeping everyone in the household alive....
At least for a few days...
Bike run with this one today .... she makes my world better every day.pic.twitter.com/u1jwH7eaTH
2h2 hours ago
Don’t panic, it’s not #fathersday until the 21st of June! I decided to go with a theme of #dadjokes - and bad ones at that! Cards are £3.50 which includes postage either to you or direct to Dad. Check out my website http://www.corrinacampbell.com for more info and the punch lines! pic.twitter.com/fFiiBkSr3w
One minute we can talk about silly things like tectonic plates or capitalism or Keynesian Economics. And the next minute we can cover more serious topics like #karen 🤯
Thank you for being the only dumbass who can laugh at ALL my #dadjokes
I am going to “Dwight, you ignorant sl*t” the hell out of you for life!
Happy birthday to the absolute love of my life! ❤️ #soulmate
Now come on, you have to sing malayalam commi songs to me very horribly.
59 minutes ago
Parker: What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy?
Parker: A Collie-flower!
1 week ago
Arz kiya hai 🤚
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
yu Na kisi ke dil se khelo
Kaam aisa krro ki
Uski seheli bolemeri bhi lelo ⚡🔥 #Danishzehan
That’s a wrap on May... my first month of running every day and longest total of miles in any one month (188) thanks to the #gvrat1000k. I even averaged 8:16 per mile overall... that’s even better than my marathon training months. This challenge has really made me step it up and believe me I’ll be having more adventures coming up very soon (maybe I’ll tell you about it tomorrow). I can’t believe I waited until the last day of May to pull this one out but did you know February can’t March but April May... so there you have it and that’s that... what a terrible way to end my month of runs and puns! #goodr#dadjokes@nycruns#winyourrace
23 hours ago
Follow our new lawn meme page @DankLawnz if you’re about those crispy lawn stripes. 🌱👌